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Jolt

In it’s own spectacular way, Jolt is a lowbrow slice of cartoon fun that doesn’t outstay its welcome. At 91 minutes, director Tanya Wexler’s latest effort is the sort of go-to Friday night film that demands little in the way of thinking or investment from the audience.

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FILMS Horror

Werewolves Within

The world of video-game to film adaptations is an unglamorous one if nothing else. The likes of Super Mario Bros. and Mortal Kombat still have a fan-base now, but that is perhaps because of how spectacularly bad they are that they then become enjoyable. Things have changed little since the 90’s, but films like Silent Hill, Tomb […]

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Occupation: Rainfall

Uninspiring, and quite frankly dull come to mind when thinking of ways to explain Occupation: Rainfall – the sequel to 2018’s Occupation. Directed by Luke Sparke and starring a cast of generic looking men and women, it’s hard to imagine how this film was ever given the green-light.

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Alone

Derivative, slow and uneventful. Alone may not be the worst film of the year, but it may be one of the most boring efforts released in 2021. Adapted from the original Swedish film Gone, director John Hyams and writer Mattias Olsson craft a film that is light on thrills or drama and heavy on exposition.

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The Tomorrow War

Heavy on influences from many science-fiction films is The Tomorrow War. Starring Chris Pratt and directed by Chris McKay, The Tomorrow War is not shy on showing us what films have influenced it, and while it can be a bit much at times – it remains a fun, if bloated film.

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Prey

Neither original or exciting, Prey is another film from Blumhouse Productions that bears the quality brand name but spectacularly fails to deliver on any meaningful level whatsoever. Much to the annoyance of myself, Prey is the latest in a long line of films released in 2021 that has nothing to recommend it, other than some […]

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Mortal Kombat

In the realm of video-game to film adaptations, it’s fair to say that most efforts have been poor. Even the better ones like Silent Hill or Tomb Raider are generally average films that failed to make the grade as must-see films. It’s been 26 years since the original Mortal Kombat arrived, and in all honesty not […]

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Tyger Tyger

Regular readers of this blog will be familiar with the fact that I have had the displeasure of watching several truly awful films this year. The likes of 12 Hour Shift, F.E.A.R. and Elyse have all made their attempts at being crowned the worst film of the year, but none can come close to the […]

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FILMS Horror

My Heart Can’t Beat Unless You Tell It To

Channelling the art-house style of Let The Right One In over say, the sexiness of Interview With The Vampire is My Heart Can’t Beat Unless You Tell It To. Feeling less like a vampire film and more like a family drama concentrating on the impact a life-threatening illness can take, My Heart Can’t Beat Unless You […]

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Sound Of Metal

Sound of Metal is a beautifully haunting look into the world of addiction and deafness. Played with an astute realism, Riz Ahmed’s metal drummer, Ruben Stone is forced to reassess his life when he is suddenly struck down by deafness. At first seeing it as a curse that needs to be lifted, Ruben slowly finds solace […]